{"id":893,"date":"2009-02-16T23:03:26","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T04:03:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hedlin.com\/blog\/?p=893"},"modified":"2009-02-16T23:03:26","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T04:03:26","slug":"fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/2009\/fail\/","title":{"rendered":"boyisms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know there are a few stories I wanna report but I can&#8217;t remember all of them right now (bad, Mommy!!)<\/p>\n<p>Anyways the funniest was the other day. I asked Will to get me &#8220;the bowl&#8221;. (there was a bowl he&#8217;d used for snacks earlier and I needed it for Lucas) Anyways, he said he didnt know where it was. Ok. Fine. Well about a minute later Lucas crawls over and starts hitting the couch with &#8230; what? Yup. The bowl.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I gave Lucas Beans. I left to get his drink. . when I came back he was grinning and the 3 beans were gone &#8230; You&#8217;d think he ate them\u00c2\u00a0 . . .but that &#8220;ha-ha&#8221; grin told me otherwise .. .sure enough they were in his lap. . . on purpose or not it was funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know there are a few stories I wanna report but I can&#8217;t remember all of them right now (bad, Mommy!!) Anyways the funniest was the other day. I asked Will to get me &#8220;the bowl&#8221;. (there was a bowl he&#8217;d used for snacks earlier and I needed it for Lucas) Anyways, he said he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-893","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-family","7":"entry"},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5zEve-fail","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}