{"id":601,"date":"2008-03-11T17:30:54","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T22:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hedlin.com\/blog\/?p=601"},"modified":"2008-03-11T17:30:54","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T22:30:54","slug":"so-apparently-i-am-a-goober","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/2008\/so-apparently-i-am-a-goober\/","title":{"rendered":"So, apparently I am a goober."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will wanted to help in the kitchen yesterday so I let him get his stool and turn the oven on. Then he refused to take it back. I finally convinced him and said, &#8220;see, it&#8217;s a piece of cake&#8221;. He stopped and looked at me and said, &#8220;you goober&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>LOL!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will wanted to help in the kitchen yesterday so I let him get his stool and turn the oven on. Then he refused to take it back. I finally convinced him and said, &#8220;see, it&#8217;s a piece of cake&#8221;. He stopped and looked at me and said, &#8220;you goober&#8221;. LOL!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-601","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-family","7":"entry"},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5zEve-9H","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}