Okay. This is funny. The other day we were outside and Will was playing with playdoh. Out of the blue he says, “Mommy, I have a penis.” Pause. “Daddy has a penis, too.”<\/p>\n
Then he stops. So I ask, “Well, what about Mommy?”. “No, you don’t have a penis.” “Well, what do I have?!”. “You have…….a BABY!”<\/p>\n
No joke. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n
So……I **HOPE** Will is back in his bed. We just tried it COLD TURKEY last night and he didn’t like it but he did go to sleep. I foresee a long month or two, but goal one is Done!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Okay. This is funny. The other day we were outside and Will was playing with playdoh. Out of the blue he says, “Mommy, I have a penis.” Pause. “Daddy has a penis, too.” Then he stops. So I ask, “Well, what about Mommy?”. “No, you don’t have a penis.” “Well, what do I have?!”. “You […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-443","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-family","7":"entry"},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5zEve-79","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}