{"id":7098,"date":"2012-03-14T18:14:33","date_gmt":"2012-03-14T18:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stylishgimp.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2014-11-17T14:02:54","modified_gmt":"2014-11-17T20:02:54","slug":"one-piece-dresses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/2012\/one-piece-dresses\/","title":{"rendered":"One piece dresses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em><strong>TIP:<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I keep talking about 2 piece this and 2 piece that. I <del>stand<\/del>&nbsp;sit by 2 pieces. Occasionally you find something that you just HAVE to have and lo and behold &#8230; it&#8217;s a ONE PIECE. Oi! What to do!??<\/p>\n<p>First &#8211; MAKE sure it&#8217;s the right size, NO matter how cheap, beautiful, etc. . .or this happens&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_144\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/stylishgimp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1245-e1331748031261.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-144\" class=\"size-full wp-image-144\" title=\"IMG_1245\" src=\"http:\/\/stylishgimp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1245-e1331748031261.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"666\"><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-144\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">At Tiffany&#8217;s wedding<\/p><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>Dress borrowed from a friend<\/li>\n<li>Sandals from Payless<\/li>\n<li>orange hair ?? hideous homemade &#8220;bleach&#8221; job trying to go lighter. . .<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>See what happens if you wear a dress that doesn&#8217;t fit?! (never mind the hose with sandals, WTH was I thinking!?!?)<\/p>\n<p>The dress was 2-4 sizes too big. It was all bunchy in my tummy area and made me look way bigger than I am, the straps kept falling off and it was a hot mess (beautiful but total fail!)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now here is a RARE one piece (NON STRETCHY) SUCCESS!! I specify RARE because I do have several one piece dresses that work rather well and are very lovely but they have STRETCHY material. This is important. When you sit. And sit. And sit. . . One piece dresses have a tendency to &#8220;pull&#8221; in the back and it gets uncomfortable. FOr some reason this dress DID NOT. Maybe I was so in love with the dress that it didn&#8217;t matter. Who knows. So the lesson? If you find something you LOVE never assume that it won&#8217;t work just because something like it didn&#8217;t work in the past. YOU NEVER KNOW! The cut can make all the difference!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stylishgimp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/webIMG_2013.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-146\" title=\"webIMG_2013\" src=\"http:\/\/stylishgimp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/webIMG_2013.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"625\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stylishgimp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/webIMG_1970.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-145\" title=\"webIMG_1970\" src=\"http:\/\/stylishgimp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/webIMG_1970.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\"><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dress &nbsp;&#8211; JCPenney<\/li>\n<li>Earrings from Target<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Ah&#8230;. &nbsp;I do see ONE down fall. See that pucker at my hips?! It&#8217;s all because of a one-piece. I could have tugged a 2-piece down a bit and smoothed it out easier. It&#8217;s not horrible, considering how AAAAAHmazing the dress is so I can overlook it ;)!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Make that TWO FAILS! Holy tiny boobs&#8230;.This picture is exactly why I must have the girls &#8220;lifted&#8221; once I am no longer a milk fountain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TIP: &nbsp; I keep talking about 2 piece this and 2 piece that. I stand&nbsp;sit by 2 pieces. Occasionally you find something that you just HAVE to have and lo and behold &#8230; it&#8217;s a ONE PIECE. Oi! What to do!?? 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