{"id":6280,"date":"2013-03-03T13:08:05","date_gmt":"2013-03-03T19:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/?p=6280"},"modified":"2015-11-04T10:02:13","modified_gmt":"2015-11-04T16:02:13","slug":"if-you-ground-your-8-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/2013\/if-you-ground-your-8-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"If you ground your 8 year old&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ground your 8 year old from screen time . ..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He will tear through a ream of paper.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If he gets his hands on paper he will go through a roll of tape and use your GOOD scissors to make airplanes, ninja stars and boats.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If he makes boats he will fill your sink with water.<\/p>\n<p>If he fills your sink with water he will but the orange paper boat in the water and it will turn the sink a lovely shade of mellow yellow.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When all that paper gets wet he will throw it in the trash (because you can&#8217;t recycle wet paper, of course).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When he goes through all the paper you will need to buy another ream, and he will tear through that too. . .and then, his baby brother will knock it all on the floor trying to play along.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>All because you grounded your 8 year old from screen time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ground your 8 year old from screen time . .. &nbsp; &nbsp; He will tear through a ream of paper. &nbsp; &nbsp; If he gets his hands on paper he will go through a roll of tape and use your GOOD scissors to make airplanes, ninja stars and boats. &nbsp; &nbsp; If he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6280","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-family","7":"entry"},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5zEve-1Di","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}