{"id":5655,"date":"2012-11-08T14:56:13","date_gmt":"2012-11-08T20:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/?p=5655"},"modified":"2012-11-08T15:06:33","modified_gmt":"2012-11-08T21:06:33","slug":"idiot-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/2012\/idiot-moment\/","title":{"rendered":"Idiot moment"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last week I needed gas.<\/p>\n

I always call the station, say I’m in a wheelchair so I need help with my gas, I’m at pump #123 in a black van…<\/p>\n

Well, last week the guy said ok, he’d be out in a few minutes.<\/p>\n

I see that they are BUSY, so I wait. … and I wait…. and I wait some more.<\/p>\n

After about 15 minutes I just leave. They stayed busy so I assumed he was working alone and couldn’t leave. Logic, right!?<\/p>\n

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Fast forward to TODAY.<\/p>\n

I pull in, park, go to dial and realize I am NOT calling the right number and (((HEADSLAP))) I did not call the right number LAST TIME EITHER!<\/p>\n

Smooooth move.<\/p>\n

I feel like a T-TOTAL idiot.<\/p>\n

What’s your idiot moment?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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