{"id":2255,"date":"2011-01-26T06:55:02","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T12:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/?p=2255"},"modified":"2011-01-24T18:03:46","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T00:03:46","slug":"andys-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/2011\/andys-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Andy&#8217;s Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lucas is obsessed with Toy Story. He&#8217;s SO obsessed that the other night he wanted me to put ANDY on the bottom of his Woody Doll. Not Lucas. Andy. I did. Then I put Lucas on the other foot (and Will, per Will&#8217;s request).<\/p>\n<p>No biggie.<\/p>\n<p>I went to get something out of the bathroom? or bedroom? I can&#8217;t remember the exact order of events after this. It was kind of a BLUR. I just remember SCREAMING. And doing what any sane mother would do, grabbing my camera.<\/p>\n<p>This is what I saw:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0219edited.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2256\" title=\"IMG_0219edited\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0219edited-300x269.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0219edited-300x269.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0219edited.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0220edited.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2257\" title=\"IMG_0220edited\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0220edited-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0220edited-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/IMG_0220edited.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He took it upon himself to get the PERMANENT marker BACK out of the drawer and put his mark on Buzz. OY!!!<\/p>\n<p>It came off the counter and his hands but I will NOT remove it from Buzz. It will be THESE moments that I dearly cherish when he is older. And out of the house. or in high school and no longer defacing toys but other things. Ok. Let&#8217;s back up. He will be a GOOD kid and not do that sort of thing. EVER. Right? Tell me I am right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lucas is obsessed with Toy Story. He&#8217;s SO obsessed that the other night he wanted me to put ANDY on the bottom of his Woody Doll. Not Lucas. Andy. I did. Then I put Lucas on the other foot (and Will, per Will&#8217;s request). No biggie. I went to get something out of the bathroom? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2255","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-family","7":"entry","8":"has-post-thumbnail"},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5zEve-An","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}