{"id":1563,"date":"2007-03-02T12:10:21","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T17:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hedlin.com\/blog\/?p=247"},"modified":"2007-03-02T12:10:21","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T17:10:21","slug":"my-couch-needed-a-bath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/2007\/my-couch-needed-a-bath\/","title":{"rendered":"My couch needed a bath?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess Will thought so. This morning I was decluttering and cleaning under the sinks. Well, he saw his Thomas bubblebath and grabbed it. I couldn&#8217;t get him to give it back so I figured I&#8217;d let him play with it for a few minutes and then take it away. Well. I forgot. I was about to vacuum the kitchen and I heard an &#8220;UH, OH!!!&#8221;. Yup. It was all over him and the loveseat. I guess this weekend we are going to have to take them off and hose them down to get it all off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess Will thought so. This morning I was decluttering and cleaning under the sinks. Well, he saw his Thomas bubblebath and grabbed it. I couldn&#8217;t get him to give it back so I figured I&#8217;d let him play with it for a few minutes and then take it away. Well. I forgot. I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1563","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-family","7":"entry"},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5zEve-pd","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wheelchairmommy.com\/closed\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}